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当我打完麻将回到家中时，第一眼就看见了阳台上晾晒的衣服，心中咯噔一下，心想完了，出大事了！
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老婆正在厨房做午饭，我跟她打了一声招呼后，小心翼翼地来到了阳台上，偷偷摸了我的裤子口袋，里面空落落的一无所有。此时，我的额头上已渗出汗珠。; X1 J( g8 H! z/ a7 [; ]5 z
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本来我跟老婆是洗衣AA制，自结婚至今，除了她怀孕和生小孩那一段时间，我们都是各洗各的衣服。老婆今天破天荒地给我洗衣服，让我心中忐忑不安。我最担心的是我裤子口袋里的2000元钱，那可是我偷偷背着老婆打麻将赢的钱。
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在网上菠菜，我的本金都是经过老婆允许才给的。我说出来不怕大家笑话，我的工资卡都是由我老婆替我掌管，我连密码都不知道，还有我的身份证、户口本，都被我老婆锁在床头柜的小抽屉里。这2000元钱我本来打算开个银行账户存起来，可还没来得及把身份证弄出来，就被老婆发现了。
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- Z+ O% j# D& w7 k6 i8 a 中午，老婆搞了4个菜，1凉3热。凉菜是从小区门口的卤肉店里买的猪心肺。
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0 ^" O' U3 W$ [/ F" k I( U: | 我说：老婆，今天怎么这么破费？
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m% |" H* o. A 老婆一副得意洋洋的样子，说：今天真高兴，捡钱了呗！7 ~, s2 ?$ N( w" z0 y; t( F
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3 y8 m8 w8 f% O5 m* m4 b 我说：那是猪心猪肺。
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, Q3 U8 c* R* T 老婆柳眉倒竖，说：这是狼心狗肺，专门给你买的。5 }9 F* J. V. ]" \- B: R
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6 w3 Z! }7 c9 x# |) N* \ 老婆说：我看你最近很忙，忙得连洗衣服的时间都没有，我是实在看不下去了，人靠衣裳马靠鞍，大夏天的，衣服要勤换勤洗！1 x! q. T y4 T+ U C2 C7 R
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2 z, m6 _- {8 l2 H+ P 我说：是是是，可是我、我口袋里的钱呢？1 f! s& R2 T0 O' K! J2 J( F- {; w: b
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0 Y; s4 e$ U1 v* I) ] 老婆说：老实说，哪里来的钱？是不是又去打麻将了？
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4 I' K' Y. V9 R/ U, q+ l 我小声说：你都知道了。
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$ ^. V* N! ~6 O. ^: D+ h6 l 老婆说：一个大男人，要有大志，要想方设法去赚钱养家，你看看你，天天就知道打麻将，你再这样下去，人都会废掉的。
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2 \) U/ H8 t. F D# O$ v 老婆的一席话，深深地触动了我的神经。是啊，最近一段时间，我是白天背着老婆去打麻将，晚上又熬到深更半夜在网博，没有时间去关心老婆，也没有时间去给孩子辅导暑假作业，整个人彻彻底底变了。/ w5 c5 o' H9 y
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我点点头。
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6 B/ T# F/ n4 K5 n) E* k' P U 老婆突然温柔起来，说：我知道你会以家庭为主的，今晚我给你包饺子吃！* m/ S8 f+ R# T* y& [, `( i; a
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- ^1 `; M5 `, y4 F. R 晚上，我吃了老婆包的饺子，好香好香，好幸福！
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