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当我打完麻将回到家中时,第一眼就看见了阳台上晾晒的衣服,心中咯噔一下,心想完了,出大事了!
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      老婆正在厨房做午饭,我跟她打了一声招呼后,小心翼翼地来到了阳台上,偷偷摸了我的裤子口袋,里面空落落的一无所有。此时,我的额头上已渗出汗珠。
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/ c9 I  j) C* ?4 ]4 A# e3 C; m      本来我跟老婆是洗衣AA制,自结婚至今,除了她怀孕和生小孩那一段时间,我们都是各洗各的衣服。老婆今天破天荒地给我洗衣服,让我心中忐忑不安。我最担心的是我裤子口袋里的2000元钱,那可是我偷偷背着老婆打麻将赢的钱。
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      在网上菠菜,我的本金都是经过老婆允许才给的。我说出来不怕大家笑话,我的工资卡都是由我老婆替我掌管,我连密码都不知道,还有我的身份证、户口本,都被我老婆锁在床头柜的小抽屉里。这2000元钱我本来打算开个银行账户存起来,可还没来得及把身份证弄出来,就被老婆发现了。" p! k: {5 P5 Y' P8 @6 @

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      中午,老婆搞了4个菜,1凉3热。凉菜是从小区门口的卤肉店里买的猪心肺。
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      我说:老婆,今天怎么这么破费?, z$ q% V3 {; k  {$ ^
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      老婆一副得意洋洋的样子,说:今天真高兴,捡钱了呗!
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% N0 ]: F" T* z+ c# t      我听出来老婆是话中有话,就不敢再问了。, @. w' ~7 c5 D. o4 \3 g

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; h/ e' s# V" a0 e. S% J( s- z      老婆说:来尝尝,这是狼心,那是狗肺!; t0 ]' M5 _) G
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      我说:那是猪心猪肺。
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# g8 {$ T& d  _5 Q) w: J      老婆柳眉倒竖,说:这是狼心狗肺,专门给你买的。6 m  U) F& Z, B

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8 I! j. n& r4 v1 q" x7 y      我心想再不承认,我可要倒霉了,就说:谢谢你的好意,谢谢你给我洗衣服。! C# S$ ^% `6 D$ `; x
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      老婆说:我看你最近很忙,忙得连洗衣服的时间都没有,我是实在看不下去了,人靠衣裳马靠鞍,大夏天的,衣服要勤换勤洗!
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: A9 g- k0 N! u4 }      我说:是是是,可是我、我口袋里的钱呢?' t: \# {2 T5 S- b4 H. O
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+ g0 F9 C) P: y& u: S7 e      老婆说:老实说,哪里来的钱?是不是又去打麻将了?) Y, h$ K. E$ I9 ]

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      我小声说:你都知道了。6 _' f% J0 c$ A* Z  Z9 }3 l$ I4 ?

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" J7 d1 ^" j( [      老婆说:一个大男人,要有大志,要想方设法去赚钱养家,你看看你,天天就知道打麻将,你再这样下去,人都会废掉的。5 Y( D2 g# q& k2 C
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      老婆的一席话,深深地触动了我的神经。是啊,最近一段时间,我是白天背着老婆去打麻将,晚上又熬到深更半夜在网博,没有时间去关心老婆,也没有时间去给孩子辅导暑假作业,整个人彻彻底底变了。
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  G3 M3 d9 @/ g$ M* O& `      老婆又说:我又不是不让你玩,有时间就玩玩,咱不能把菠菜当成主业,不能让菠菜影响到咱们的家庭生活。% A4 {& f0 k% u6 |
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' |2 R" B* A; N; E" ?# Z) \      老婆突然温柔起来,说:我知道你会以家庭为主的,今晚我给你包饺子吃!6 c7 s5 d4 k# H+ Z, _$ g. p% I

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3 k1 A' y: E8 g3 ?      晚上,我吃了老婆包的饺子,好香好香,好幸福!
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