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当我打完麻将回到家中时,第一眼就看见了阳台上晾晒的衣服,心中咯噔一下,心想完了,出大事了!
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      老婆正在厨房做午饭,我跟她打了一声招呼后,小心翼翼地来到了阳台上,偷偷摸了我的裤子口袋,里面空落落的一无所有。此时,我的额头上已渗出汗珠。7 f5 H' i- T  b5 N3 j
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      本来我跟老婆是洗衣AA制,自结婚至今,除了她怀孕和生小孩那一段时间,我们都是各洗各的衣服。老婆今天破天荒地给我洗衣服,让我心中忐忑不安。我最担心的是我裤子口袋里的2000元钱,那可是我偷偷背着老婆打麻将赢的钱。( i4 U8 T6 R3 Q
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- O6 n$ _) M4 R      在网上菠菜,我的本金都是经过老婆允许才给的。我说出来不怕大家笑话,我的工资卡都是由我老婆替我掌管,我连密码都不知道,还有我的身份证、户口本,都被我老婆锁在床头柜的小抽屉里。这2000元钱我本来打算开个银行账户存起来,可还没来得及把身份证弄出来,就被老婆发现了。
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      中午,老婆搞了4个菜,1凉3热。凉菜是从小区门口的卤肉店里买的猪心肺。
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      我说:老婆,今天怎么这么破费?3 f  ^1 I0 c$ L

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      老婆一副得意洋洋的样子,说:今天真高兴,捡钱了呗!' }1 x3 Y2 k  X# |" l

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3 c5 P0 D8 l2 m- P* q      我听出来老婆是话中有话,就不敢再问了。7 e# s; e8 `* ^  {4 r

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      老婆说:来尝尝,这是狼心,那是狗肺!9 d; ~" a& V; v& z/ n( ^' G
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      我说:那是猪心猪肺。
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2 l' c1 ?1 c' F/ P  m( m, I      我心想再不承认,我可要倒霉了,就说:谢谢你的好意,谢谢你给我洗衣服。) N1 Q3 P! c3 X8 t# a8 l

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      老婆说:我看你最近很忙,忙得连洗衣服的时间都没有,我是实在看不下去了,人靠衣裳马靠鞍,大夏天的,衣服要勤换勤洗!
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      我说:是是是,可是我、我口袋里的钱呢?
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      老婆说:老实说,哪里来的钱?是不是又去打麻将了?
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      我小声说:你都知道了。
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      老婆说:一个大男人,要有大志,要想方设法去赚钱养家,你看看你,天天就知道打麻将,你再这样下去,人都会废掉的。+ a  W. g. w- s& F

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6 |. B; R. e; y2 }: K# ~      老婆的一席话,深深地触动了我的神经。是啊,最近一段时间,我是白天背着老婆去打麻将,晚上又熬到深更半夜在网博,没有时间去关心老婆,也没有时间去给孩子辅导暑假作业,整个人彻彻底底变了。
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      老婆又说:我又不是不让你玩,有时间就玩玩,咱不能把菠菜当成主业,不能让菠菜影响到咱们的家庭生活。
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# E. v9 o0 M. w* m# r      我点点头。
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0 K4 k" h; p+ f5 R3 |      老婆突然温柔起来,说:我知道你会以家庭为主的,今晚我给你包饺子吃!
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6 F* _3 Y  |0 c. B6 ^/ f7 [/ g+ e/ q9 H      晚上,我吃了老婆包的饺子,好香好香,好幸福!* Z: P$ k+ \- Z. V& z9 ]
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